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Autumn Times

Autumn breeze frigidly touches ailing dreadful lives
Harshly darkness quietly surrounds the broken souls
Mellow serenades that once played between hearts
Pathetically have transformed into bitter sad songs

Somewhere beyond the flossy clouds
Cupid has lost his romancing arrows
Plays sad sonorous tunes on his bow
Dedicated to all weepy lonely hearts

Howling chilly wind blows through the mist
Sounds of sorrow spread allover the place
Fuzzy humid air submerges the inner lust
Lives decay slowly as the autumn leaves fall…

 By Sarah Grace

A Love Medley

Shakespeare:
How I love thee! Caretaker of my soul! Giver of hope and life! Master of ambition! How can I ever thank thee enough, for I know that possibility may be beyond reason. I bow to kiss thy feet. From there I look up, and ooooooooohhhhhhh I like what I see.

Snoop Doggy
I wantz to give you a squeez
Whilst on my kneezl
When I feelz ya hug,
It’s like an intoxicating drug.
I want to throwz a par-tay.
But I’z not gonna invite Mar-tay (her friend)
You givz light to my soul,
I lovez da wigglz when you bowl

Barry Manilow
She is the love that flows in the breeze,
When I see her, in my tracks I must freeze.
When she has that look in her eye,
There is a beauty that I cannot deny
She walks with the grace of a flying bird,
With a glance, she could stop a stampeding herd.

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I Cry

I cry, fall and die into a dark pool of nothingness
Death is an exit no-one should have to take
Love and hatred echo from the screaming walls
All whilst the duo sit in silent conversation.

Staring at the devastation around them
At what has fallen into the hole
Nothing falls out from the hole
Where emotions boil and spill over.

I steal the dreams of others…

By Jade Courtney

During Sleepless Nights

During sleepless nights,
I pretend that the past isnt real,
I just brings back what i used to feel.
So much sadness in my hopeless life, Never knew things would change so fast
You are not here and im alone.
Wishing you can come back home and
Im trying to run away from this pain that has grown.
I fell so empty now that you are gone.
There is so much crying and I fell like dying.
This one is for you.
These words are brand new.Just for you.
Though its coming from the heart,
Thanks for the life you have given me.
You will always be in my heart,
cross the heart hope to die.
Feel these tears coming from my eyes,,
that will stop till well apart.
And I swear of god we will always be foreever.

By Martha

Eminence

The graves on the hill
Under which bodies lie still
Veiled from battle
Once dressed to kill

Beneath death’s canopy
A deafening cacophony
The crack of a bullet
And a brooding symphony

Their ghosts suspended
Then abruptly transcended
Irreparable wounds
Their war has ended

The graves on the hill
That I think of still
Veiled in peace
Obeying God’s will…

This poem was It was written by James K. Webb . This poem is about his time in Kosovo when he was in the Army(Military).

Life Full Of Thoughts

Life is so mysteriously, but full of thoughts
and could create many ideas that comes in your
mind, heart and desire. All of this are comes from your thoughts.

You only put it in your life practically so you could see
what is in your thoughts for being seen so you could see how it goes all your thoughts deep inside.

Sometimes people doesn’t know about your thoughts so many disagree you of what your thoughts all about.
You should show that your intention is good so they will think of you positively.

Our thoughts sometimes makes us prisoner that could never express your desire you seems that your living in a cage that has no place to go anywhere. Like a birds couldn’t fly just in a one place fly around inside.

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Shy Fly

I have a fly
shes so shy
i dont like to see her cry
but she cant fly
so she has to slide trough a pineapple pie.

by Lola

Numb

I open my mouth
to scream but nothing comes out
i try to hit the wall
but i cant move
i want to cry
but no tears will form

i fall to the floor
unable to move,
unable to feel and speak
i have no emotion
i lie here
i lie here completely
NUMB!!!

by Renee

Smiles And His Laughter

It’s the only thing that I’ve been waiting for and huggies ,
Even if he hates them ,i still love them moore , then 1 million bags off candy.
and it feels like have been ,
Trapped by pretty eyes and Messages ,
And the only thing that I’ve been waiting for,
is for you too , Hugg me and Never Lett go,
I hope it’s something worth the waiting
‘Cause it’s the only time that I will ever feel real
Thunder storms could never stop me
‘Cause there’s no one in the world like Jacob Holloway , ♥
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One Crazy Day

Wigs and costumes,
Candy to eat,
Door to door,
For trick or treat,

Laugh and giggle,
At everything you see,
Even cross dressers,
When they try to be,
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