One Fine Day Full
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Loading ...One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don’t believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it too!
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omg just one word..awsome!!!
So Hilarious! I loved it!
this is a hottt poem.
makes no sense at all bt yet its a crazy/hott poem.
thumbs up 4 who eva wrote this poem…..
I like this funny poem.
This poem is totally freakin’ awesome!
heard it before. my dads better at saying it!
cool
Narley dude i just want to know who wrote this its like an emily girl or something
yow…….. that poem was sooooooo funny !!! maaaad!!! i hope to b a great poet like u guys in the future……….. u guys r my role modles in writting poems………..