One Fine Day

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight..
Back to back they faced each other,
And drew there swords and shot each other,
A deaf policemen heard the noise
And went to kill the two dead boys
If you think this story isn’t true…

Ask the blind man..
He saw it too.

By Emily



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15 Responses to “One Fine Day”

  1. Funny

  2. lol so funny

  3. funny poem

  4. lol
    not
    but i do like it because it is ironic.

  5. This poem really made my day. Hope you don’t mind that I used it for school! I LOVE IT!

  6. Really great poem, i love it.

  7. wow , this poem is amazing . you really need to enter this into something huge , you must be extremely talented ! i love this , wow . & you’re not a poet ? that’s extraordinary . DO SOMETHING ! this is talent . :D

  8. funny. i hope you don’t mind if i use for school

  9. Hahahahah!!I love this!!

  10. really funny…i like how the ridiculous side brings out the comedy…really good! =D

  11. OMG, this is the greatest poem I have ever read. It is funny. You got quite an imagination, keep it up!

  12. umm… the first part of the poem is from a horror movie. which is freaky. but i read the rest of the poem and it was… less scary, but the poems one of the best poems i read. it\’s bloody awesome!

  13. There are a few different versions of this poem, but it has been around for a LONG time. Submitting and being the author are two different things…………

  14. Ha Love this poem i had to use it for homework at High the best poem you find on the Internet!!!!! xx

  15. cool poem but you didnt make it up …

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