Night Before Christmas

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T’was the night before Christmas,
And all through the kitchen,
My mother was cooking some delicious chicken.
All of the sudden,
The lightbulb broke,
And my mother randomly started to choke.
In a flash, superman came.
My brother thought his costume was lame.
And instead of rescuing the day,
He ate up my dinner,
And he flew away!
Santa burnt the house with dynamite and flares,
I guess I was on the naughty list, next year, I’ll care!

By Pepse.girl


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One Response to “Night Before Christmas”

  1. i like dis poem its hilarious

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