Funny Poems

17 Responses to “Razor Blade”

1. marla, Said:

   OMG!!!!!

2. kyle, Said:

   i love you in a house
   i love you like you with a mose
   i love you in a car
   i love you in a hart
   i love

3. destiny, Said:

   I think maybe life isn’t for me. It’s so hard it hurts to breathe every time I breathe. How much longer can I go on feeling this pain? Hopefully not much longer. I sit here crying as this razor begins to touch my skin it digs deeper and deeper as this blood flows out of me and I start to pray to God. I pray that one of these cuts will take this so called life away. As I carve the words ugly, fat, f**k up, ho in my body I feel better knowing I almost there now I’m almost finished. I’m almost done finally after everything I was put there all these names all these scars all these bruises all of this pain.

4. eliza perton, Said:

   oh my god
   you need some help
   i love you i love you please get some help
   p.s. i love razor blades xxxxx cut cut cut cut

5. esmerald saunders, Said:

   i am thinking you may have problems in your life and if you seeking help i am a good listener.
   plus i am an english teacher, the best ever my students love my class but they sure do play up!!
   love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
   p.s CUTTING IS BAD!

6. thomas/ whistle nose, Said:

   i have a whistly nose & i love annabell
   she plays the violin.
   I AM MELTING…………..
   X

7. andrea, Said:

   i hate cutting but i have no choice to do it because my life is so f**ked upi and itsd the only way i can relieve the stress of f my shoulders is to see the blood running down my arms and it makes me feel in control my friends tell me to stop but no matter how hard i try i cant cutting is like smoking you cant stop but in the end it turns up killing you then your friends and family cant help you..your dead… no need to turn back…the suffering is gone because..your dead

8. Haley, Said:

   Well ive been cutting and i feel like andrea i hate cutting my parents friends and family is trying to get me to stop and i try and it cant i know how u feel trust me!!

9. andrea, Said:

   “Well ive been cutting and i feel like andrea i hate cutting my parents friends and family is trying to get me to stop and i try and it cant i know how u feel trust me!!”
   thank you i can relate to you:)

10. will-i-am, Said:

    i can relate to you all, this poem is just what i seem to do. IT MAKES ME SO HOT, MAKE ME WANNA DROP YOUR SO RIDICULAS I CAN BARELY STOP I CAN HARDLEY BREATHE, MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM YOUR SO GOOD TO ME. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx

11. Thomas the Tank Engine, Said:

    When I cry, my tears turn to razorblades and cut my eyes.
    I am blind. Why God? Why did you blind me? Am I not good enough? I give Satan my soul.

    PS - I LOVE LIFE

    PPS - RAZORBLADES 4 LIFE

12. lemon, Said:

    all you emo peaces of crap should get over your selfs. or cut down your arm rather than across it so we dont have to listen to your gay crap any more

13. UnfaireSinfulSatisfaction-, Said:

    i like your poem..not like you read these comments anyway….but all the same…
    i’m not sure if you really cut…..but by the sound of this, only someone who knows what there doing could write it. .. but then again……

    if its really yours, i have to say, i like it.
    i like it alot.

    not that you really care, cuz’ what people say dont mean a thing….what really matters is how you see yourself.

    …
    ..
    ..
    now i’m freaking myself out…..
    i sound like my mother….geez……………
    (ignore me) -_-

14. xxEmOxxLuVxx, Said:

    will-i-am is singing avril lavigne and i luv u for that awsome!!! and i can relate too because with me its so addictive and plus my mom is tring to give me away for it

15. Kaitlyn, Said:

    This Poem Has Been Reproduced,
    Its Ages Old…
    Sorry Its True

16. laura, Said:

    damn yall need f***ing help!

17. *EMO-SCREAMO*, Said:

    now thats wat im talkn about finally someone who nos wat there tlken about!!!!!

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