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	<title>Funny Poems and Short Love Poems</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Like Your Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sun is like your face
but its not a disgrace
so many people look up to it
and then they change their ways
and got eat macas with surprise
how many times did you see that sun
omg its an ugly one..
by chloe whittington
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sun is like your face<br />
but its not a disgrace<br />
so many people look up to it<br />
and then they change their ways<br />
and got eat macas with surprise<br />
how many times did you see that sun<br />
omg its an ugly one..</p>
<p>by chloe whittington</p>
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		<title>This Poem Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lol u got pawned
i mean lol owned
this poem sucks
like monkey butts
why are you still looking at this…
im gonna punch you with my fist
in the lip and you &#8216;ll get a lisp
like this&#8230;
By Zac
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol u got pawned<br />
i mean lol owned<br />
this poem sucks<br />
like monkey butts<br />
why are you still looking at this…<br />
im gonna punch you with my fist<br />
in the lip and you &#8216;ll get a lisp<br />
like this&#8230;</p>
<p>By Zac</p>
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		<title>Watch Them Bleed</title>
		<link>http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/emo-poems/watch-them-bleed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I slit my wrists to watch them bleed
as I think of how much you mean to me
but now you’re gone and I dread
all these memories in my head.
I’m glad you can’t hear the voices in my head
because they tell me to go ahead
go ahead and slit my wrists
as I think of our first kiss.
Everyone knows [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I slit my wrists to watch them bleed<br />
as I think of how much you mean to me<br />
but now you’re gone and I dread<br />
all these memories in my head.</p>
<p>I’m glad you can’t hear the voices in my head<br />
because they tell me to go ahead<br />
go ahead and slit my wrists<br />
as I think of our first kiss.</p>
<p>Everyone knows but they can’t tell<br />
just how much this feels like hell.<br />
They know I love I know u don’t<br />
And I’ll still love you when she won’t.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/emo-poems/watch-them-bleed/#more-185" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>My Mum</title>
		<link>http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/sad-poems/my-mum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sad Poems and Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mum you’ve always been there for me
Through the bad times and the good
If you ever told me to do something
I never would
It’s not my fault really
I guess it’s what teenagers do
But in my heart there will always be a place For You
By Josh Morter
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mum you’ve always been there for me<br />
Through the bad times and the good<br />
If you ever told me to do something<br />
I never would<br />
It’s not my fault really<br />
I guess it’s what teenagers do<br />
But in my heart there will always be a place For You</p>
<p>By Josh Morter</p>
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		<title>Cute Love Quotes and Sayings</title>
		<link>http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/quotes/love-quotes-and-sayings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Quotes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Woody Allen
My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.
- Jon Bon Jovi
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
The secret of a happy marriage remains a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.<br />
- Woody Allen</p>
<p>My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.<br />
- Jon Bon Jovi</p>
<p>Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.<br />
- Albert Einstein</p>
<p>The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.<br />
- Henny Youngman</p>
<p>What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.<br />
- Pearl Bailey</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/quotes/love-quotes-and-sayings/#more-183" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Song For Kayla</title>
		<link>http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/friendship-poems/song-for-kayla/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Friendship Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a song I wrote for Kayla
That she can sing when she becomes a sailor
When she is floating out at sea
She can just pause and think of me!
We all think Kayla is really cool
Annika, Sara and Kavya met her at their old school
Kayla is our very special friend
Our love for her will never end
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a song I wrote for Kayla<br />
That she can sing when she becomes a sailor</p>
<p>When she is floating out at sea<br />
She can just pause and think of me!</p>
<p>We all think Kayla is really cool<br />
Annika, Sara and Kavya met her at their old school</p>
<p>Kayla is our very special friend<br />
Our love for her will never end</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/friendship-poems/song-for-kayla/#more-182" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>A Friend</title>
		<link>http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/friendship-poems/a-friend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:40:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Friendship Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A friend is there for you no matter what you do,
they stick up for you all the way through,
the good times the bad times and all of the time,
they light up your life and help you to shine !!!!!
By Aimee Walker
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend is there for you no matter what you do,<br />
they stick up for you all the way through,<br />
the good times the bad times and all of the time,<br />
they light up your life and help you to shine !!!!!</p>
<p>By Aimee Walker</p>
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		<title>Ode To The Spider</title>
		<link>http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/ode-to-the-spider/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a moonlit night there was a little spider,
Who sadly came across a girl who’s name was Molly Snyder.
Poor little guy stood no chance against her platform shoes,
She screamed and smacked and reduced dear spider to ooze.
By FIN
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once upon a moonlit night there was a little spider,<br />
Who sadly came across a girl who’s name was Molly Snyder.</p>
<p>Poor little guy stood no chance against her platform shoes,<br />
She screamed and smacked and reduced dear spider to ooze.</p>
<p>By FIN</p>
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		<title>Star Crossed lovers we laid</title>
		<link>http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/funny-love-poems/star-crossed-lovers-we-laid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here I am a girl
A girl of little years
One seen small of the world
Many drastic fears
There was a day
Where I believed
I could live without a care
Fall in love
With whoever was there
Instead, my only love
Came from my hate
At my dress up party
A love blossomed within our eyes
Something more beautiful
Than you could see
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here I am a girl<br />
A girl of little years<br />
One seen small of the world<br />
Many drastic fears</p>
<p>There was a day<br />
Where I believed<br />
I could live without a care<br />
Fall in love<br />
With whoever was there</p>
<p>Instead, my only love<br />
Came from my hate<br />
At my dress up party<br />
A love blossomed within our eyes<br />
Something more beautiful<br />
Than you could see</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/funny-love-poems/star-crossed-lovers-we-laid/#more-179" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Razor Sharp Addiction</title>
		<link>http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/emo-poems/razor-sharp-addiction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Emo Poems and Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When you feel the stress you reach for the piece of steel you have made your friend believing it is
Going to be there at the end and when you carve your flesh just so that when the blood runs you
Gain your inner peace but soon afterwards you find your mind being taken by the darkness [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you feel the stress you reach for the piece of steel you have made your friend believing it is<br />
Going to be there at the end and when you carve your flesh just so that when the blood runs you<br />
Gain your inner peace but soon afterwards you find your mind being taken by the darkness you just<br />
Cut from your skin then you reach for the piece of steel that seemed to understand more than<br />
Anything or anyone ever could because it never hurt you unless you forced it because it never<br />
Shunned you for your mistakes neither did it make you feel guilty it never left you out on your own<br />
It always made you feel better without wanting anything in return you always wanted to learn how<br />
Not to burn in this world but you were only taught to turn away from the world because it never<br />
Showed mercy or courtesy to you as you drag your tortured soul through each day without any<br />
Goal at all you seem to just drift by and every time you cry deep inside a part of you dies and you<br />
Feel somewhat less real then you suffer the ultimate torture you don’t know who you are anymore<br />
 <a href="http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/emo-poems/razor-sharp-addiction/#more-178" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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