http://www.coolfunnypoems.com Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:50:55 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The sun is like your face but its not a disgrace so many people look up to it and then they change their ways and got eat macas with surprise how many times did you see that sun omg its an ugly one.. by chloe whittington http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/like-your-face/ Lol u got pawned i mean lol owned this poem sucks like monkey butts why are you still looking at this… im gonna punch you with my fist in the lip and you 'll get a lisp like this... By Zac http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/this-poem-sucks/ I slit my wrists to watch them bleed as I think of how much you mean to me but now you’re gone and I dread all these memories in my head. I’m glad you can’t hear the voices in my head because they tell me to go ahead go ahead and slit my wrists as I think ... http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/emo-poems/watch-them-bleed/ Mum you’ve always been there for me Through the bad times and the good If you ever told me to do something I never would It’s not my fault really I guess it’s what teenagers do But in my heart there will always be a place For You By Josh Morter http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/sad-poems/my-mum/ I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein The secret of ... http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/quotes/love-quotes-and-sayings/ This is a song I wrote for Kayla That she can sing when she becomes a sailor When she is floating out at sea She can just pause and think of me! We all think Kayla is really cool Annika, Sara and Kavya met her at their old school Kayla is our very special friend Our love ... http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/friendship-poems/song-for-kayla/ A friend is there for you no matter what you do, they stick up for you all the way through, the good times the bad times and all of the time, they light up your life and help you to shine !!!!! By Aimee Walker http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/friendship-poems/a-friend/ Once upon a moonlit night there was a little spider, Who sadly came across a girl who’s name was Molly Snyder. Poor little guy stood no chance against her platform shoes, She screamed and smacked and reduced dear spider to ooze. By FIN http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/ode-to-the-spider/ Here I am a girl A girl of little years One seen small of the world Many drastic fears There was a day Where I believed I could live without a care Fall in love With whoever was there Instead, my only love Came from my hate At my dress up party A love blossomed within our eyes Something more beautiful Than you could ... http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/funny-love-poems/star-crossed-lovers-we-laid/ When you feel the stress you reach for the piece of steel you have made your friend believing it is Going to be there at the end and when you carve your flesh just so that when the blood runs you Gain your inner peace but soon afterwards you find your mind ... http://www.coolfunnypoems.com/emo-poems/razor-sharp-addiction/