A Message from Peach

I am a Princess Blonde and chique
Some jealous mushrooms think me weak
But I will tell you one small thing
Me and Bowser have a fling

My super Mario doesn’t know
that really I’m a dirty ho
Bowsers minions guard the doors
For me and Daisy (we’re such wh0re$$)

The bros, they seem to make it through
and yet they haven’t got a clue
I don’t get kidnapped everyday
I’m just a girl who likes roleplay

By Princess Peach Mwah

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