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When You Parted

It was a mid-summers evening when you parted,
Such sorrow was consuming over me
I knew as I walked away, that time would freeze and I would cease to feel existence
I was lost in the dimensions of eternity
The days darkened and as I looked to the sky, my shimmer of light was gone in the blink of an eye.
Tears washed through me, the sorrow, the pain, feelings I had never felt before now
Amidst all, you are everywhere I stand, in every dream, every beat of my heart
Till I grasp my last breath, my love will remain yours
I love you

By Maria Maher
This is for the Love of My Life Matt McCoy, I love you always, now and forever.

Darkness

Darkness, that’s all I can see
I am now struggling hopelessly
It’s hard to find my own happiness
In this world of mere foolishness

Gray clouds are all around
I guess true love can never be found
The pain is still here to fell
That only proves it’s hard to conceal

To ease this heartache I pray,
For love is not really here to stay
And so if you think I was moved
I’m sorry, there’s still a lot to prove
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Run Chicken Run

Run chicken run.
The farmers got the gun
The wife has the oven hot
And your the one.
So run and run
So you dont get served with a bun.

By Maddie

Underwear Poem

As soon as Fred gets out of bed
His underwear goes on his head.
His mother laughs “Don’t put it there,
A head’s no place for underwear!”
But near his ears, above his brains,
Is where Fred’s underwear remains.
At night when Fred goes back to bed,
He deftly plucks it off his head
His mother switches off the light
And softly croons,”Good night! Good night!”
And then, for reasons no one knows
Fred’s underwear goes on his toes.

By Linn

A Tribute To Kenny Everett

You had a wider audience
you made alot of people laugh
To the characters ,you made up
To the way ,you acted daft.

You caused alot of laugh & cheer
To the fans that hold you dear
The memory of you will always remain
There never be another you again

You dressed up in drag,what a performance
from cupid to sid
I never had such a laugh you work
on Radio to Tv.

Heaven is the corridors of power your now in!

You had a sence of humour from a Christian point if
view, made things lighter ,all thanks to you!

(C) BY Angelic
Your memory will remain to watch you tv show
over..there never be another you again!!

Mime Rhyme

Can a Mime
Make a rhyme?
Sure a Mime
Can make a rhyme.
But who would
Hear it?

By Shirley Smothers

Guru

So sad were the people who wandered in vain,
They suffered and suffered extreme pain.
They were in search of happiness and love,
But they did not find the peace bought by the white dove

They began to think there is not God,
Failing to know that the reason for this misery is what they only bought.

We all should bow to a Guru (The en-lightener) ..
Who would show us a path of peace and harmony,
Protect us from the pain we endured in the aimless journey.
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Hug Me Again

Whisper sounds
that comfort,
that soothe
the soul and
float softly into my mind.

Your words
wrap around my heart
and sizzle into my nerves
warming my body.
It’s delicious.

Arms
contain my feelings
and slide them into their
own hearts.
We fly.
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January

Bleak trees appeal to an empty sky
As the city is haunted by winter.
Skulking strangers crunch their arctic tracks
Across the treachery of the street.
With frozen grins they threaten to speak
But then bow beneath the icy lash
And fumble for the amber womb of home.

By Ian Mole

Sunrise

The sunrise from the west
give us lights
The lights overhead
the sun shine
Shine over our head
make us tan
Then burn us dead.

By Ryan

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