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Numb

I open my mouth
to scream but nothing comes out
i try to hit the wall
but i cant move
i want to cry
but no tears will form

i fall to the floor
unable to move,
unable to feel and speak
i have no emotion
i lie here
i lie here completely
NUMB!!!

by Renee

Smiles And His Laughter

It’s the only thing that I’ve been waiting for and huggies ,
Even if he hates them ,i still love them moore , then 1 million bags off candy.
and it feels like have been ,
Trapped by pretty eyes and Messages ,
And the only thing that I’ve been waiting for,
is for you too , Hugg me and Never Lett go,
I hope it’s something worth the waiting
‘Cause it’s the only time that I will ever feel real
Thunder storms could never stop me
‘Cause there’s no one in the world like Jacob Holloway , ♥
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One Crazy Day

Wigs and costumes,
Candy to eat,
Door to door,
For trick or treat,

Laugh and giggle,
At everything you see,
Even cross dressers,
When they try to be,
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Mus­ic

Music is what i use to get by
lets me sleep good at night
soft melody that raps around me when im tired
Closes my eyes and goes into my mind
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I Think Of You

I miss you, It’s hard not to see you everyday.
I love you , for a very long time
I need you to take this pain away that i’m inhaling.
hard to breathe , knowing you are there without me
I think of you …

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Wise Quotes and Sayings

The wisest of people in this world are those that admit when they are wrong.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car.

Those who fail to prepare, are preparing to fail.

“In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer.

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.
- Oscar Wilde

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King

What sounds foolish to the wise,sounds wise to the foolish.

It is because of it’s emptiness that the cup is useful.

The wise man in the storm prays to God, not for safety from danger, but deliverance from fear.

Never challenge an old man, because if you lose, you’ve lost to an old man, and if you win, so what?

When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty, there arises the recognition of ugliness.

Life isnt about how many breathes you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.

Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.

The only difference between try and triumph is a little umph…

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.

How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of good will.
- Albert Einstein

Bias Is Bad

Bias is bad,
you’re making people sad!
We need to fight,
cause we have the right.
Bias is bad, don’t you see?
We deserve to be free
Let’s shine like the stars we are,
everyone knows we’re not that far.
Us stars’ will never drop,
but the bias has to stop!!!

By Rosebud Karolanie,
Angel Masangane

Our Friendship

Do you remember that day
We first met.
It was plain and simple
Our little conversation.
But then you left
Just walked out the door.

One day you came back
I said hello.
You looked at me and smiled
I still remember that smile.
We became closer friends
I secretly liked you.

After awhile we’d just sit there
I was shy.
There was nothing but silence
My heart was racing.
You told me that you liked me
But much more than just a friend.

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Fallen Through Infaduation

I spoke, Now i’ve got nothing to lie of,
cry out to get away with it, and feel aggrevated for something
I’ll be honest then realize when i’m not.

The moment i fall
watch me stand up
however it feels to recover from torment and pain
this affection should last awhile.

If you ever feel hurt,scared, or anything
tell me, then say why i’ve walked too far

I’m keeping you in my heart.
If you hurt me,I’ll damage the outside to know how breakdowns cure.
the words can stay put.
the touches last to swirls,when you leave.

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My Boyfriend

I would give my whole life for you.
I’d be the perfect wife for you.
I would lie for you.
Cry for you.
Lay down and die for you.
All my fears are for you.
Every single tear is for you.
Everything I say is for you.
Every night I pray for you.
Your always in my mind.
Every day and night.
Every minute you’ll find,
I wanna hold onto you tight.
Never wanting to let go.
Just as long as you know,
I love you so.
I’ll protect you life or death.
Protect you till’ I’m out of breath.
Everything I do is for you,
I’m on this earth for you.

by Caroline Zarane
(I dedicate this poem to my boyfriend. Love you.)