CoolFunnyPoems.com is a collection of our favorite famous poems and poetry submitted by our viewers. We have compiled various Love Poems , Inspirational Poems and many more short funny poems which are all time immemorial. We have also added some Funny Quotes and Sayings for our readers..This is our small bit to immoralise them. SO enjoy these and have a nice day..

The Girl

The day I first saw you
I remember the feeling I had
I gazed at you continuously
“The Girl” I wanted to get.

I looked here and there
For chances, don’t know why
One thing is sure, I wanted
To grab one, just wanted to say HI!
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Why

WHY???

Cut, cut, cut,
The sound of the razor cutting my wrist,
I feel no longer pain
Blood leaking out of my vain..

Im so scared, darkness swallows me,
I just want to give up I just want to die.
Is this my end only at 16?
I never imainge I will take my own life.
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You Torn My Heart

You torn my heart into two,
Once before you said I love you,
Now I sit here all upset,
Wishing you were right beside me

One tough night has now passed,
My love for you will always last,
This pain for me is to much to bare,
The love we had is so rear
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On Friends Birthday

Surprises and wishes will come true
Your 12 years old happy birthday to you ,
Friends forever never forget
How we met we’ll never regret,
Our friendship is like two roses that grows and grows

We’ll never stop smiling were ever we go,
Jasmine like the flowers in the Philippines
Jasmine as my best friend to me,
When we talk or when we play around we put smiles all around,
Chasing Colin & Jake and having the best time of our lives
Bumping into each other was the best surprise.

By Jasmine Monsod

Have A Nice Day

Hey hey hey!!
I’m listing to the fray
Dont call me gay
their okay
My friends name is Jose
My other friends is Renee
My horse goes nay
I fell like saying YAYYY!!
I am completely allay
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Forgot My Birthday

With eyes of blue and hair of yellow
You made me feel like a lucky fellow
You forgot my birthday but ok it’s
And the best present is the perfect kiss..

By Natali

Scobby Dobby Doo

Scobby Dobby Doo
Had a poo
‘nd there is no toilet paper,
Then he asked his mum to wipe his bum,
But she said use ya’ finger!

By Mckenzie

Fear

I fear of life
I fear of time
eventually we gonna die

I fear of love
I fear of pain
and soon it gonna rain

I fear of confusion
I fear of lie
and I still asking myself why

I fear of death
I fear of tears
and that everything that I fears

By Rion

I Miss You

I saw a picture of you yesterday
When I looked at it I walked away
I see myself in you all the time
You were there for me when i didnt have a dime
I always think were could you be
And why your with her and not me
I’m lost with out you
My skies are gray not blue
Welll what im trying to say is that I miss you alot
Wnd I’ll be back for you I just got to think of a plot!!!

For: Darius Leary
By Courtney Smith

One Fine Day Full

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
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