CoolFunnyPoems.com is a collection of our favorite famous poems and poetry submitted by our viewers. We have compiled various Love Poems , Inspirational Poems and many more short funny poems which are all time immemorial. We have also added some Funny Quotes and Sayings for our readers..This is our small bit to immoralise them. SO enjoy these and have a nice day..

Bad Things About You

People say bad things about you
People say bad things about me
But together we can set those lies free
Together we are stronger than any force
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A Lovers Night

Alas today is the day that I become someone
Today I can do anything I can live on a tree
I can fall off a clift 30 ft high
I can fall in love with a really hot guy
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Longing

I sit alone in the dark
Waiting for time to pass.
I think about my time with you
Before you were a pain in the as*s.

I wish I knew what this feeling was
I really wish wish I did.
But I have no time to figure out
for I’m only just a kid.
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My Winter Love

The cold ground draped all in white,
On this cold December night,
Cutting down our Christmas tree,
I want you to be with me.
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Bumble Bee

Bumble Bee flying through.
Bumble Bee the sky is blue.
Bumble Bee on a flower.
Bumble Bees final hour.
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The Midnight Lady

Of moonlit pools with reflections deep,
And the mountains of Venus rising up in the distance,
Basking in the balmy ebb and flow of the midnight breeze,
Rolling over the mountains and into the beautious landscape,
Down to the valley of trees making them bow in adoration,
Echoes dance around the trees of the soft trickle of the honeyed stream,
Amidst the deep valley of the Midnight Lady.

By Adrian Baillie

Veterans Day

On Veterans day we honour all
Each gave their best enduring call
God bless each one for being there
All our servicemen did their share.

Soldiers young and soldiers old
Fought the war brave and bold
They fought in Jungle, dessert, land and sea
If not for them where would we be.
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I Am The Clown

I’m the clown that came to town,
Either with a smile or a frown,
And signed your yearbook upside down

By Resse

Living In The Dark

I’m living in the dark
Don’t want to see the dawn
But I can’t get why life is not going on
Why can’t I care?
It’s just not fare
The greatest gift I had is gone

I try to feel! But I have no feeling
I try to cry! But the tears aren’t dripping
I want to be loved! But nobody is loving
I want to live but life isn’t worth living
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I Really Love

I really love hotels
Yes, it is quite true
I stay in them when visiting
The White House or the zoo

I had a bad experience
That caused me to waken
The maid did walk in on me
While I was naked!

By Beaudacious