This Poems site is a collection of our favorite poems and poetry by our viewers. We have compiled various Love Poems , Inspirational Poems and many more short funny poems which are all time immemorial. We have also added some Funny Quotes and Funny Sayings for our readers..This is our small bit to immortalize them.

Shave my legs

Shave my legs shave my legs
Even though it’s kind of hairy
Like my uncle Gary
Please don’t let me beg..

By Dchavarin F

Without You

It’s hard not hearing you speak,
As the days go by i feel more and more empty,
Your voice was the soundtrack of my life without you i have nothing,
if i could say sorry again, with you understanding i would,
we’ve had out differences, fights, and breakups but the world still turns
i wake up every morning thinking only of you and that night we grew apart
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Love You

I will love you in a box.
i will love you with a fox.
i will love you in a tree.
i love you a lot as you can see!
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Spring Time

Growing for another spring time season,
you and i will find a reason,
searching for a glimpse of hope and peace,
hold my hand and i will cover all the bases,
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Feelings Felt

Feelings felt
words to say
the fear that it will come out
completely the wrong way.

I open my mouth
the fear starts
will you hear truly
whats in my heart

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Friends Forever

Friends forever you said and were wrong
You told me our friendship would always be strong
But then you met her my life tumbled down
Then I moved to a new school and then a new town…

No matter what my heart is still hurt
My life aint the same memories still lurk
Your still in my mind, your always there
Footsteps in my heart that wont dissapear

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Razor Blade

I’ll draw you a picture,
A picture with a twist,
I’ll draw it with a razor blade,
i’ll draw it on my wrist….

I Am Stuck

Here I am stuck, between someone I love,
and someone I lust it all seems so crazy it makes me wanna cus.

One day i love him and the next he makes me mad,
but there’s never one day when he makes me sad.
But thats what makes me love him, his smile and his swagg.
one day i know that he would make a wonderful dad.

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Beauitful Mistake

I’m A Great Mistake
I’m A Beautiful Disaster
I’m Such A Mindless Freak.
I Give Myself Beautiful Marks.
I Fell Great Pain
I’m Nothing Special
I Feel So Much Hate
Everything I Do Is A
Great Disapointment
Everything I Do
Everything I Say
Everything Lil Bit Of me
Drives You Insane
The Only Time I Smile
Is When i Watch My Blood
Dripping Of My Wrist
I Laugh At Very Mean Things..
Guess Shes right
I’m Such A Beautiful Mistake.

Winter Nights

Now winter nights enlarge
The number of their hours,
And clouds their storms discharge
Upon the airy towers.
Let now the chimneys blaze,
And cups o’erflow with wine;
Let well-tuned words amaze
With harmony divine.
Now yellow waxen lights
Shall wait on honey love,
While youthful revels, masques, and courtly sights
Sleep’s leaden spells remove.

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