CoolFunnyPoems.com is a collection of our favorite famous poems and poetry submitted by our viewers. We have compiled various Love Poems , Inspirational Poems and many more short funny poems which are all time immemorial. We have also added some Funny Quotes and Sayings for our readers..This is our small bit to immoralise them. SO enjoy these and have a nice day..

Summer Day

Shall I compare you to a summer day?
With clear sky and sun light shine on your face.
And the smell of flower and grass all over the place.
Shall I compare you to a summer day?

With the heat of May that I always hate.
And with the rain hurry come then fade.
Shall I compare you to a summer day?

By Ryan

You Don’t Understand

You Don’t Understand…

She said we don’t belong together
You say she’s a liar but yet
You don’t want us to get back
Together…

You say I will be better off without you
Well I say you have no idea
I am living the life of hell, you were supposed
To make it better but you just
Made it worse…

It’s been about two months since I’ve seen you
It crushes me just to think about
How you said it was over for good
I don’t think I Can go through
Life without you. It hurts SO bad!!
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Gary

There was was a guy name Gary
Who married a girl name Mary
he pulled dwn her pants
Took a strange glance
And saw it was very hairy:)

By Chloe

On My Own

Im sittin in the dark
I still can’t believe you broke my heart
Because of you im fallin apart
When did the hurt start?

My life is so broken
Ever since we broke up we haven’t spoken
I hope when you eat you choke
Because the heart I gave you, you broke
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I Slide Myself

I slide myself into you,
so soft so warm,
I feel your tongue upon my skin
keeping me from harm
I feel so lucky, love at first site.
I tried to restrain myself
when I saw you on that night
we mesh so well
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Story Of My Life

What is this life to me
but a Catalyst of my Broken dreams
Where the world is nothing but Pillage and plight
And not even god will save me tonight
All hopes of redemption are Far out of sight
And the Restraints of my demons pull ever so tight
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Body To Body

Roses are red nuts are brown
Skirts go up pants go down
Body to body; Skin to skin
When its stiff stick it in
It goes in dry and comes out wet
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It comes out dripping and starts to sag
But its not what you think its a used tetleys tea bag .

By Sunny Angel

A Slice Of Pain

A slice of pain three quaters of the way up my arm
Is nothing compared to the hunger and pining I feel for you
My lips desire your kiss
My heart bleeds for your love
And my cold hands reach for your passion

Hiding under a mask of happiness
Hoping no-one will notice
I cry blood
If walls could see
They’d spy me withering away
Crying myself to sleep
If only you could be here
Instead me fantasising
Maybe i’d be asleep
Before the early sun starts rising.
There’s a slice of my pain

By Geneva Beckford

You Were

You were my friend
The kind that was supposed to stay

I wish I couldn’t remember
What you told me that day

When you were around
You comforted me when I cried

And the day you left
Half of me up and died

We sat and laughed
Got mad and cried

That’s why my heart broke
When you said “Good-bye”

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One Fine Day

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight..
Back to back they faced each other,
And drew there swords and shot each other,
A deaf policemen heard the noise
And went to kill the two dead boys
If you think this story isn’t true…

Ask the blind man..
He saw it too.

By Emily