CoolFunnyPoems.com is a collection of our favorite famous poems and poetry submitted by our viewers. We have compiled various Love Poems , Inspirational Poems and many more short funny poems which are all time immemorial. We have also added some Funny Quotes and Sayings for our readers..This is our small bit to immoralise them. SO enjoy these and have a nice day..

Gone But Still Dying Here

You were the one, the one I loved and adored
But now that you’re gone I feel as if…
As If I can’t feel anymore.
You were the light that broke throught the night
guiding me forward..
You were the string holding my life in place but now I fall.

I should have told you how I felt
I should have stood up for you
I should have been your helping hand but I was never around to catch your falling tears.
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Loves Me Not

I love him
He loves me not
God his body is so f**king hot
I wonder what mom would say
If she knew I thought about dad this way

By Dinogirl

Get Over It

I loved you and you loved me
Or so I thought
You stormed out saying
I love her not you
So get over it, get over me

You can’t have me back
Not any more
I can’t love a lier
Why don’t you understand
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The Royal Fool

The towns fool curtseid with a grin
And threw pie at the Queens face and chin.
She sentenced him to death
But instead made him her royal chef…

By 12 yr 0ld Gurl Genesis Paz

Faithful Love

Forget about me, and how I feel
The love we have feels so real
You have no regrets that I see
You are truly in love with me
Sorry to say I must go away
Promise I shall return someday
Upon my return there will be
No one stopping me.
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There Was A Man

There once was a man called McGong,
Who composed a peculiar song,
He sang it one day,
As he went on his way,
And then had a puff on his bong.

There once was a man with a bag,
Who’s manboobs were starting to sag,
He smiled with a grin,
As a woman walked in,
And said “come ‘ere you old hag!”.
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The Air Was Thick

The air was thick with a terrible smell
Everyone in the car going through hell
Everyone jumping just like my heart
I sighed and I grimaced
Why’d my friend have to fart?

By Lea

Peircing Light Has A Meaning

When a light is piercing you know it has meaning,
And when a smile is menacing you know it has evil upon it,
But it’s what we don’t see that scares us the most,
All I don’t see is a heart to interlock in mine,
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Will Miss You Mom

We gather here, to say our Good-byes,
With saddness and sorrow in our eyes.
But Mom wouldn’t want us to be sad,
And I for one wouldn’t want to make her mad!

She gave love and advice, to those who asked.
And be ready for her answers, her feelings were not masked!
Although you might not like what she said,
Her voice was always there, in your head.
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I Shed A Tear

I shed a tear for you today,
Knowing that there was no way,
To see your smile or hear your voice,
To this I had no choice.

Know this my friend,
Where ever you are,
Be it sun, moon or shining star,
The day will come when we meet again.

A joyous occassion which will never end.
When that will be, no one can tell,
But yountil that time, you give em hell!
To know you was to love you and purely my luck,
I will miss you deeply, my dear Buck!

By Nickie Senft