CoolFunnyPoems.com is a collection of our favorite famous poems and poetry submitted by our viewers. We have compiled various Love Poems , Inspirational Poems and many more short funny poems which are all time immemorial. We have also added some Funny Quotes and Sayings for our readers..This is our small bit to immoralise them. SO enjoy these and have a nice day..

When I Close My Eyes

When I close my eyes,
I see your face,
I see your smile,
I see your beautiful body.

When I close my eyes,
I hear your voice,
I hear your laughter,
I hear you sing.
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The Picture

I’ll paint you a picture
I’ll paint it with a twist
I’ll paint it with a razor
I’ll paint it on my wrist

Now my arms are blooded
So blooded and torn
Those are broken feelings
Drippin on the floor
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This World Is Painful

This world is painful, yes indeed;
Someone, anyone, hear my creed!
My heart breaks at the horrible pain;
I ask myself what’s there to gain?
But then I will ask: why? why? why?
Then I remember the world lives a lie.
The world lives a lie

By Meto

Your Life

Your life is in your hand,
As you look down,
You must be proud,
Of what you have acheived, have no regrets,
For what not you have completed,
But have remorse on what you have not completed
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What Is Love

The age old question. what is love?
Isn’t it the greatest gift from the holy one above
Is it pure and white like a newborn dove?

Does it cuddle you up like a hand in a glove?
What is love? A simple but hard question
What is love? I have a suggestion
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I Am A Dog

I am a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
I lift my LEG UP
And give you a SHOWER

By Mike

Gone But Still Dying Here

You were the one, the one I loved and adored
But now that you’re gone I feel as if…
As If I can’t feel anymore.
You were the light that broke throught the night
guiding me forward..
You were the string holding my life in place but now I fall.

I should have told you how I felt
I should have stood up for you
I should have been your helping hand but I was never around to catch your falling tears.
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Loves Me Not

I love him
He loves me not
God his body is so f**king hot
I wonder what mom would say
If she knew I thought about dad this way

By Dinogirl

Get Over It

I loved you and you loved me
Or so I thought
You stormed out saying
I love her not you
So get over it, get over me

You can’t have me back
Not any more
I can’t love a lier
Why don’t you understand
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The Royal Fool

The towns fool curtseid with a grin
And threw pie at the Queens face and chin.
She sentenced him to death
But instead made him her royal chef…

By 12 yr 0ld Gurl Genesis Paz