Funny Child Poems

Bumble Bee

Bumble Bee flying through.
Bumble Bee the sky is blue.
Bumble Bee on a flower.
Bumble Bees final hour.
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I Am The Clown

I’m the clown that came to town,
Either with a smile or a frown,
And signed your yearbook upside down

By Resse


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Upside Down

People tell me to smile but still, I rather frown.
Because most don’t realize,
I’m smiling upside down.

By Angel


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The Royal Fool

The towns fool curtseid with a grin
And threw pie at the Queens face and chin.
She sentenced him to death
But instead made him her royal chef…

By 12 yr 0ld Gurl Genesis Paz


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The Sting

There once was a man from Brazil.
He like to eat blueberries on that hill.
Until one day stung by a bee.
Where he dropped to one knee.
Then shout and cursed and said,
“Peace is gone! This freakin’ stings”
His blissfull place no more as it seems.
Now his laughter was gone,
His happiness annoyed.
The poor guy might never be free,
From the fear of the sting of a bee.

By Dave Ed


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You Think

You think I’m a Pest
I will give you a Rest
I’m trying my Best
Not to be in the Nest
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Kid Named Andrew

Theres was a kid named Andrew
He never grew
Everybody picked on him and made him move
One day he went to his bed and wonder why he never grew
He looked at his mom and dad
And said goodbye
He went back to his bed and had a knife to his head
His mom and dad came runing in
But it was to late he was already died

By Austyn A


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Scobby Dobby Doo

Scobby Dobby Doo
Had a poo
‘nd there is no toilet paper,
Then he asked his mum to wipe his bum,
But she said use ya’ finger!

By Mckenzie


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One Fine Day Full

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
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One Fine Day

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight..
Back to back they faced each other,
And drew there swords and shot each other,
A deaf policemen heard the noise
And went to kill the two dead boys
If you think this story isn’t true…

Ask the blind man..
He saw it too.

By Emily


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