Funny Poems

Bumble Bee flying through.
Bumble Bee the sky is blue.
Bumble Bee on a flower.
Bumble Bees final hour.
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People tell me to smile but still, I rather frown.
Because most don’t realize,
I’m smiling upside down.

By Angel

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There once was a man from Brazil.
He like to eat blueberries on that hill.
Until one day stung by a bee.
Where he dropped to one knee.
Then shout and cursed and said,
“Peace is gone! This freakin’ stings”
His blissfull place no more as it seems.
Now his laughter was gone,
His happiness annoyed.
The poor guy might never be free,
From the fear of the sting of a bee.

By Dave Ed

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Theres was a kid named Andrew
He never grew
Everybody picked on him and made him move
One day he went to his bed and wonder why he never grew
He looked at his mom and dad
And said goodbye
He went back to his bed and had a knife to his head
His mom and dad came runing in
But it was to late he was already died

By Austyn A

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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
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