On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
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I Want To Say I Love You On Your Birthday!
I want to say I love you on your birthday,
Though love is something you don’t want from me.
Things didn’t go so well when I last said it,
And so I’ll keep it silent in my heart.
But how the words reverberate within me!
A song that I must struggle not to sing,
A music I must dance to without motion,
A poem that I must never read aloud.
Your wishes are a wall I would not scale,
Yet won’t abandon, loathe to leave behind.
I cannot have, and cannot bear to lose you,
And so I send you this in my despair.
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Hey it’s your birthday
The time has come
It’s an important moment
Coming from the Bay
I got you a gift
You can’t figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift
You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue
Someone will make a surprise visit
And you’ll never know who
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It’s your birthday, so don’t feel down;
Don’t think bad stuff and frown;
Your life should be filled with mirth;
Just look what you’ve done since your birth.
You started out really small,
Now you’re really filled out and tall.
In the beginning you would just cry,
Now you can laugh if you try.
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Happy Birthday dearest friend,
To me you are heavens end,
I’ve never known a brighter spirit,
With all good thoughts and deeds of merit.
A kinder person I’ve rarely known,
Your friendship true and love you’ve shown,
So today my special friend,
With all my love I do send.
special bouquets of all God flowers,
Filled with prayers with all His powers,
To keep you safe throughout your days,
and strength no matter what comes your way.
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Why is birthday cake so good?
I love it oh so much!
It’s good to eat - but even more -
I think it’s nice to touch!
It’s squashy pink and sticky white
And stuffed with special goo.
With candy roses on the top -
One time my piece had two!
I like to blow the candles out.
I like to make the wish.
But more than all I like to lick
The frosting off the dish.
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Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.
My body’s still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)
My hair’s not too grey, my wrinkles are few,
I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)
I’m quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.
(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)
My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?
Speak clearly, don’t mumble, your voice wafts away.
Inside this old body I’m still young, but then
If life starts at forty, I’m really just ten.
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