Shakespeare:
How I love thee! Caretaker of my soul! Giver of hope and life! Master of ambition! How can I ever thank thee enough, for I know that possibility may be beyond reason. I bow to kiss thy feet. From there I look up, and ooooooooohhhhhhh I like what I see.
Snoop Doggy
I wantz to give you a squeez
Whilst on my kneezl
When I feelz ya hug,
It’s like an intoxicating drug.
I want to throwz a par-tay.
But I’z not gonna invite Mar-tay (her friend)
You givz light to my soul,
I lovez da wigglz when you bowl
Barry Manilow
She is the love that flows in the breeze,
When I see her, in my tracks I must freeze.
When she has that look in her eye,
There is a beauty that I cannot deny
She walks with the grace of a flying bird,
With a glance, she could stop a stampeding herd.
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Love is like a roller coaster you have your good times and you have your bad.
the person that you you love shouldn’t shatter your heart into a million pieces
they should hold you in the hard times and kiss you in the good for love is for everyone even for fools.
love is a hell of a ride but to come back and see there face it all that matters..
I m not asking for anything im just asking that you love me and call me your baby girl.
By Laura A.
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Here I am a girl
A girl of little years
One seen small of the world
Many drastic fears
There was a day
Where I believed
I could live without a care
Fall in love
With whoever was there
Instead, my only love
Came from my hate
At my dress up party
A love blossomed within our eyes
Something more beautiful
Than you could see
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What is love?
Do you know.
Is it something that you keep.
OR is it something you came through away at anytimes.
Do you love me.
Do i love you.
I don’t think so.
What is L-O-V-E?
By Hana
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Here I am stuck, between someone I love,
and someone I lust it all seems so crazy it makes me wanna cus.
One day i love him and the next he makes me mad,
but there’s never one day when he makes me sad.
But thats what makes me love him, his smile and his swagg.
one day i know that he would make a wonderful dad.
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I love the way you look at me with your eyes so bright and blue,
I love the way you kiss me you lips so soft and smooth,
I love the way you make me so happy and the way you show you care,
I love the way you say i love you and the way your always there,
I love the way you touch me always sending chills down my spine,
I love the way you are with me and glad the you are mine….
By Michelle
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Love is when someone likes your ways,
and you like their ways too.
that person will always have a loved one.
and that loved ones always you,
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Since we first met,
i have never been or felt so happy,
I am complete but if you move,
half of me will be missing forever and ever,
unless you take me with you,
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Hey there little thing
The phone is about to ring
Only one voice will be heard
And that will be your king
For once I was smart
Couldn’t fail my part
I got you a special gift
Not messing with your heart
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What I have to say is straight from the heart,
You may not have known it yet,
But i have loved you from the start,
From the moment our eyes first met,
I wanted to get to know you,
Please believe everything I say,
These feelings are so true,
I hope you feel the same way,
It’s time to make it official,
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