Shall I compare you to a summer day?
With clear sky and sun light shine on your face.
And the smell of flower and grass all over the place.
Shall I compare you to a summer day?
With the heat of May that I always hate.
And with the rain hurry come then fade.
Shall I compare you to a summer day?
By Ryan
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You Don’t Understand…
She said we don’t belong together
You say she’s a liar but yet
You don’t want us to get back
Together…
You say I will be better off without you
Well I say you have no idea
I am living the life of hell, you were supposed
To make it better but you just
Made it worse…
It’s been about two months since I’ve seen you
It crushes me just to think about
How you said it was over for good
I don’t think I Can go through
Life without you. It hurts SO bad!!
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I woke up in the morning,
Hearing the knock of my front door.
I never knew what love was,
I never knew before.
I saw the golden maiden
From all my forgotten dreams.
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I think this day is exceptional
To reminisce your life in array
To commemorate,when the sun stretches his ray
Seeing your euphoric face is like flowers in may
So I am here with you willing to stay
Simply smiling and nothing to say
Hoping will be together since that day.
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As you walk me to the door
You lean in to kiss me, but I beg for more
So you ask if you can come in?
I say what the hell, it’s not a sin
We enter the darkness of my room
Your such a pervert, said you want in my womb?
Silly boy when I begged for more
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I’ll keep you in my heart,
If you promise not to break it.
My eyes open as much as your love for me does,
and that’s why I’m blind!
My heart got broken becuase I needed to move on
I cried because its over,
I bleed because you loved me,
I dreamed Once Upon A Time
I love you so much I can’t let you go,
I hate you so much. You got to go!
You truely don’t know me
You know the person I want you to know.
By Tyra McCabe
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When I met you, just standing there,
winds from all directions in your slick black hair,
Surrounding your face, blowing in the air,
I couldn’t help but to just stand and stare
you stood there alone, no expression on your face
Its like you were seperated from the human race,
You dint move you just stood in place
If you were a card youd be a lonely ace
I searched in my mind for something to say,
But it seemed like my voice had just gone away,
i thought of something, but it was kind of lame
I got so nervous, my hands felt like clay
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A sparrow led her to him
And she braced herself
Against the spark
When he entered her doorway
His arms were filled
With loving
He began to line her nest
With all his
Best intentions
And she left her evening shadow dancing
Again and again
On his walls
They are true together
His face safe in her hands
Her name safe in his mouth
By Jack Irving
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Shakespeare:
How I love thee! Caretaker of my soul! Giver of hope and life! Master of ambition! How can I ever thank thee enough, for I know that possibility may be beyond reason. I bow to kiss thy feet. From there I look up, and ooooooooohhhhhhh I like what I see.
Snoop Doggy
I wantz to give you a squeez
Whilst on my kneezl
When I feelz ya hug,
It’s like an intoxicating drug.
I want to throwz a par-tay.
But I’z not gonna invite Mar-tay (her friend)
You givz light to my soul,
I lovez da wigglz when you bowl
Barry Manilow
She is the love that flows in the breeze,
When I see her, in my tracks I must freeze.
When she has that look in her eye,
There is a beauty that I cannot deny
She walks with the grace of a flying bird,
With a glance, she could stop a stampeding herd.
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Love is like a roller coaster you have your good times and you have your bad.
the person that you you love shouldn’t shatter your heart into a million pieces
they should hold you in the hard times and kiss you in the good for love is for everyone even for fools.
love is a hell of a ride but to come back and see there face it all that matters..
I m not asking for anything im just asking that you love me and call me your baby girl.
By Laura A.
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