Funny Love Poems

Me Plus You

I think this day is exceptional
To reminisce your life in array
To commemorate,when the sun stretches his ray
Seeing your euphoric face is like flowers in may
So I am here with you willing to stay
Simply smiling and nothing to say
Hoping will be together since that day.
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Hug Me Tight

As you walk me to the door
You lean in to kiss me, but I beg for more
So you ask if you can come in?
I say what the hell, it’s not a sin
We enter the darkness of my room
Your such a pervert, said you want in my womb?
Silly boy when I begged for more
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Love And Life

I’ll keep you in my heart,
If you promise not to break it.

My eyes open as much as your love for me does,
and that’s why I’m blind!

My heart got broken becuase I needed to move on

I cried because its over,
I bleed because you loved me,
I dreamed Once Upon A Time

I love you so much I can’t let you go,
I hate you so much. You got to go!

You truely don’t know me
You know the person I want you to know.

By Tyra McCabe


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When I Met

When I met you, just standing there,
winds from all directions in your slick black hair,
Surrounding your face, blowing in the air,
I couldn’t help but to just stand and stare

you stood there alone, no expression on your face
Its like you were seperated from the human race,
You dint move you just stood in place
If you were a card youd be a lonely ace

I searched in my mind for something to say,
But it seemed like my voice had just gone away,
i thought of something, but it was kind of lame
I got so nervous, my hands felt like clay
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Safe

A sparrow led her to him
And she braced herself
Against the spark

When he entered her doorway
His arms were filled
With loving

He began to line her nest
With all his
Best intentions

And she left her evening shadow dancing
Again and again
On his walls

They are true together
His face safe in her hands
Her name safe in his mouth

By Jack Irving


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A Love Medley

Shakespeare:
How I love thee! Caretaker of my soul! Giver of hope and life! Master of ambition! How can I ever thank thee enough, for I know that possibility may be beyond reason. I bow to kiss thy feet. From there I look up, and ooooooooohhhhhhh I like what I see.

Snoop Doggy
I wantz to give you a squeez
Whilst on my kneezl
When I feelz ya hug,
It’s like an intoxicating drug.
I want to throwz a par-tay.
But I’z not gonna invite Mar-tay (her friend)
You givz light to my soul,
I lovez da wigglz when you bowl

Barry Manilow
She is the love that flows in the breeze,
When I see her, in my tracks I must freeze.
When she has that look in her eye,
There is a beauty that I cannot deny
She walks with the grace of a flying bird,
With a glance, she could stop a stampeding herd.

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LOVE

Love is like a roller coaster you have your good times and you have your bad.
the person that you you love shouldn’t shatter your heart into a million pieces
they should hold you in the hard times and kiss you in the good for love is for everyone even for fools.
love is a hell of a ride but to come back and see there face it all that matters..

I m not asking for anything im just asking that you love me and call me your baby girl.

By Laura A.


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Star Crossed lovers we laid

Here I am a girl
A girl of little years
One seen small of the world
Many drastic fears

There was a day
Where I believed
I could live without a care
Fall in love
With whoever was there

Instead, my only love
Came from my hate
At my dress up party
A love blossomed within our eyes
Something more beautiful
Than you could see

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What Is Love?

What is love?
Do you know.
Is it something that you keep.
OR is it something you came through away at anytimes.
Do you love me.
Do i love you.
I don’t think so.
What is L-O-V-E?

By Hana


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I Am Stuck

Here I am stuck, between someone I love,
and someone I lust it all seems so crazy it makes me wanna cus.

One day i love him and the next he makes me mad,
but there’s never one day when he makes me sad.
But thats what makes me love him, his smile and his swagg.
one day i know that he would make a wonderful dad.

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