Funny Rhymes

I Tried

I tried to rest, but I was to stressed,
I tried to cry, but my tears would just dry,
I tried to love, but my heart wouldn’t love,
I tried to be me, and my friends wouldn’t let me
I tried, I tried, and I’ve cried and cried ,

Will I try to rest and love again …..?

By Shane Amos


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I Am A Dog

I am a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
I lift my LEG UP
And give you a SHOWER

By Mike


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The Air Was Thick

The air was thick with a terrible smell
Everyone in the car going through hell
Everyone jumping just like my heart
I sighed and I grimaced
Why’d my friend have to fart?

By Lea


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Hot Chocolate

Hot chocolate, hot chocolate
So sweet, so hot
I like to drink it every day,
Even though it makes my teeth rot.

By Michael Matthews


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I Think Of You

I think of you all the time
Cuz I saw you running last night
Chasing by a big dog, then got bite
ah that hilarious , what a sight

By Rion


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Let The Sun Shine

Let the sun shine in…
Face it with a grin…..
Smilers never lose….
Frowners never win…

By Sierra


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Kevin

His name reminds me of breakfast,
I don’t think he’s ever seen Beefest.
He stared in Apollo 13,
I saw it when I was 14.
In Footloose his rum was a shaken,
His name is Kevin Bacon.

By Brandon Leek


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Rosie

I once knew a woman
Who fell in love with another woman.
In front of her door is a mat,
If you ever saw her you’d probably call her fat.
She eats at Macdonalds,
Her name is Rosie O’donald

By Brandon Leek


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Mime Rhyme

Can a Mime
Make a rhyme?
Sure a Mime
Can make a rhyme.
But who would
Hear it?

By Shirley Smothers


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Your Soul

Your soul can ache
Your heart can break
Your confidence can shake
Your smile can be fake
But your life can never be a mistake

By Saba


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