Short Funny Poems and Poetry

Birdy Poop

Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop.

By Kim


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Juice

I like to drink
until my face turns pink
because of what i drank
my friends pulled a prank
they said i was drinking beer
what a fu*ken queer
it was really juice
make me look like a fool last night…


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Like Your Face

The sun is like your face
but its not a disgrace
so many people look up to it
and then they change their ways
and got eat macas with surprise
how many times did you see that sun
omg its an ugly one..

by chloe whittington


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This Poem Sucks

Lol u got pawned
i mean lol owned
this poem sucks
like monkey butts
why are you still looking at this…
im gonna punch you with my fist
in the lip and you ‘ll get a lisp
like this…

By Zac


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Ode To The Spider

Once upon a moonlit night there was a little spider,
Who sadly came across a girl who’s name was Molly Snyder.

Poor little guy stood no chance against her platform shoes,
She screamed and smacked and reduced dear spider to ooze.

By FIN


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Pee Wee Hee

I have too pee
as i sit here in the tree
singing twee-dee-dee
I have to pee!!!
wee hee….


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Dolly Lolly

There once was a youg girl called Molly,
Her best Friend of course was a dolly,
She had a bad life,
As she was a wife,
To a fat man who called her Lolly!

By Kay.V


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Like A Clown

I feel like a clown
thats why I’m so down
this is not any fun
because you weigh a ton.

I do not like you
because you are a piece of poo
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Shave my legs

Shave my legs shave my legs
Even though it’s kind of hairy
Like my uncle Gary
Please don’t let me beg..

By Dchavarin F


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Love You

I will love you in a box.
i will love you with a fox.
i will love you in a tree.
i love you a lot as you can see!
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