A Slice of Life
Rather than trying to scam her,
George thought it best to use candor.
“Oh, lovely wife, Bess,
Now let me confess,
I’m on my way to philander.”
Read more
No Comments »
Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry
Short Funny Poems and Poetry
Two Four
Two, four, six, eight,
I must run and not be late,
Eat my food, clean the plate
Two, four, six, eight
Jiahal Halluf
No Comments »
Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry
Cats Sleep Anywhere
Cats sleep anywhere,
Any table, Any chair,
Top of piano, Window liege,
In the middle,On the edge,
Open door, Empty shoe,
Any body’s,Lap will do,
Fitted in a cardboard box,
In a cupboard,
With your frocks,
Any where they don’t care,
Cats sleep anywhere!
By Freya Elliott
No Comments »
Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry
I Really Love
I really love hotels
Yes, it is quite true
I stay in them when visiting
The White House or the zoo
I had a bad experience
That caused me to waken
The maid did walk in on me
While I was naked!
By Beaudacious
1 Comment »
Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry
The Laughing Poem
My Brother Is A Pest…
He Rats Out At Me Less….
He Jokes To Much…
Till I Get Constipated And Throw Up…
It Makes Me Giggle Twice As Much…
Till I Fall In Mud….
He Says”Stop”…
I Say Why?….
Because You’re Gonna Sneeze Snot Everywhere…..
Even Up Their With God
By Aurina
2 Comments »
Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry
Loves Me Not
I love him
He loves me not
God his body is so f**king hot
I wonder what mom would say
If she knew I thought about dad this way
By Dinogirl
3 Comments »
Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry
There Was A Man
There once was a man called McGong,
Who composed a peculiar song,
He sang it one day,
As he went on his way,
And then had a puff on his bong.
There once was a man with a bag,
Who’s manboobs were starting to sag,
He smiled with a grin,
As a woman walked in,
And said “come ‘ere you old hag!”.
Read more
3 Comments »
Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry