Funny Poems

As soon as Fred gets out of bed
His underwear goes on his head.
His mother laughs “Don’t put it there,
A head’s no place for underwear!”
But near his ears, above his brains,
Is where Fred’s underwear remains.
At night when Fred goes back to bed,
He deftly plucks it off his head
His mother switches off the light
And softly croons,”Good night! Good night!”
And then, for reasons no one knows
Fred’s underwear goes on his toes.

By Linn

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I slide myself into you,
so soft so warm,
I feel your tongue upon my skin
keeping me from harm
I feel so lucky, love at first site.
I tried to restrain myself
when I saw you on that night
we mesh so well
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Birdy Birdy,
In the sky,
What you doing in my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels Like soup,
Oh My God,
Its birdy poop.

By Kim

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The sun is like your face
but its not a disgrace
so many people look up to it
and then they change their ways
and got eat macas with surprise
how many times did you see that sun
omg its an ugly one..

by chloe whittington

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Once upon a moonlit night there was a little spider,
Who sadly came across a girl who’s name was Molly Snyder.

Poor little guy stood no chance against her platform shoes,
She screamed and smacked and reduced dear spider to ooze.

By FIN

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