I really love hotels
Yes, it is quite true
I stay in them when visiting
The White House or the zoo
I had a bad experience
That caused me to waken
The maid did walk in on me
While I was naked!
By Beaudacious
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My Brother Is A Pest…
He Rats Out At Me Less….
He Jokes To Much…
Till I Get Constipated And Throw Up…
It Makes Me Giggle Twice As Much…
Till I Fall In Mud….
He Says”Stop”…
I Say Why?….
Because You’re Gonna Sneeze Snot Everywhere…..
Even Up Their With God
By Aurina
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I love him
He loves me not
God his body is so f**king hot
I wonder what mom would say
If she knew I thought about dad this way
By Dinogirl
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There once was a man called McGong,
Who composed a peculiar song,
He sang it one day,
As he went on his way,
And then had a puff on his bong.
There once was a man with a bag,
Who’s manboobs were starting to sag,
He smiled with a grin,
As a woman walked in,
And said “come ‘ere you old hag!”.
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How long will it take for you to forget about me
How long will it take before you find some on new
How long?
How long?
I hope you know I’ll never forget about you
You look at me you might see happiness but on the inside I’m dying
I want to see you
I want to hold you
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Run chicken run.
The farmers got the gun
The wife has the oven hot
And your the one.
So run and run
So you dont get served with a bun.
By Maddie
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As soon as Fred gets out of bed
His underwear goes on his head.
His mother laughs “Don’t put it there,
A head’s no place for underwear!”
But near his ears, above his brains,
Is where Fred’s underwear remains.
At night when Fred goes back to bed,
He deftly plucks it off his head
His mother switches off the light
And softly croons,”Good night! Good night!”
And then, for reasons no one knows
Fred’s underwear goes on his toes.
By Linn
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The sunrise from the west
give us lights
The lights overhead
the sun shine
Shine over our head
make us tan
Then burn us dead.
By Ryan
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I slide myself into you,
so soft so warm,
I feel your tongue upon my skin
keeping me from harm
I feel so lucky, love at first site.
I tried to restrain myself
when I saw you on that night
we mesh so well
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I feel so alone,
Texting on my phone.
I wish he would talk to me,
I think I might go crazy!
If I really was straight,
Then why is it girls that I hate?
I think I need counciling,
Did I mention why my wrist is in a sling?
By Jake
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