Green leaf you make me want to shout
Green leaf you make me want to powt
Green leaf you make me want to make out with you
every night in my bedroom when i get lonley
people tell me i have a serious problem
but i know you are there for me when i get moody
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LOVE IS LOVE
HATE IS HATE
SORRY BABY
BUT UR TO LATE
I PLAY MY CARDS
& I PLAY THEM KOOL
ILL BE UR LOVE
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Got a problem with me?
Go solve it.
Think im trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Cant stand me?
Sit down.
Cant face me?
Turn around….
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There once was a panda named lu
who ate all this crunchy bamboo
he ate all day long until he looked like king kong
then the zoo didn’t know what to do!
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Banana nut butt is his name
playing with bananas is his game
he loves bananas
and he has yellow bandanas
he has lots of friends
with him the fun never ends
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There once was a man named pete,
who sneezed and fell off his seat,
he took off his shirt and began to flirt
with the woman only wearing a sheet.
there once was a woman named mary,
whos armpits were incredibly hairy,
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Yah my name is Harley
That’s what they all call me.
I can’t beleive I’m doing this because its killing me.
In this past year
All of it has happened.
I’m not jokin around no more
And nobody is clappin.
When you were alive
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I don’t know what to do
Just the thought
Breaks my heart into two
You are nothing but a traitor
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Life is fun,
Until your done,
Time of life is great,
Some people hesitate,
Now is time for you to die,
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The shrines of old are broken down;
the faiths that knelt at them are dead.
Nothing’s strange, and nought unknown:
all’s been done and all been said.
Tired of knowledge, now we sigh
for a little mystery.
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