Short Funny Poems and Poetry

Pee Wee Hee

I have too pee
as i sit here in the tree
singing twee-dee-dee
I have to pee!!!
wee hee….


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Dolly Lolly

There once was a youg girl called Molly,
Her best Friend of course was a dolly,
She had a bad life,
As she was a wife,
To a fat man who called her Lolly!

By Kay.V


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Like A Clown

I feel like a clown
thats why I’m so down
this is not any fun
because you weigh a ton.

I do not like you
because you are a piece of poo
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Shave my legs

Shave my legs shave my legs
Even though it’s kind of hairy
Like my uncle Gary
Please don’t let me beg..

By Dchavarin F


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Love You

I will love you in a box.
i will love you with a fox.
i will love you in a tree.
i love you a lot as you can see!
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An Awful Poem

I wrote an awful poem,
it was bad in the extreme,
I showed it to my sister,
and it made my sister scream.

I gave it to my mother and she promptly flipped her slid,
my father blew a gasket
and my little brother hid.

I brough it with me
to school today,
my teacher nearly fainted
and my friends ran away.

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In The Dark

Here i am all alone
in the dark
on the phone.

You talk to me deeply
as i reast,
for you are my last reguest.

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Green Leaf

Green leaf you make me want to shout
Green leaf you make me want to powt
Green leaf you make me want to make out with you
every night in my bedroom when i get lonley
people tell me i have a serious problem
but i know you are there for me when i get moody
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Love is Love

LOVE IS LOVE
HATE IS HATE
SORRY BABY
BUT UR TO LATE
I PLAY MY CARDS
& I PLAY THEM KOOL
ILL BE UR LOVE
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Got A Problem

Got a problem with me?
Go solve it.
Think im trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Cant stand me?
Sit down.
Cant face me?
Turn around….

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