Funny Poems

There once was a youg girl called Molly,
Her best Friend of course was a dolly,
She had a bad life,
As she was a wife,
To a fat man who called her Lolly!

By Kay.V

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Shave my legs shave my legs
Even though it’s kind of hairy
Like my uncle Gary
Please don’t let me beg..

By Dchavarin F

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I wrote an awful poem,
it was bad in the extreme,
I showed it to my sister,
and it made my sister scream.

I gave it to my mother and she promptly flipped her slid,
my father blew a gasket
and my little brother hid.

I brough it with me
to school today,
my teacher nearly fainted
and my friends ran away.

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Green leaf you make me want to shout
Green leaf you make me want to powt
Green leaf you make me want to make out with you
every night in my bedroom when i get lonley
people tell me i have a serious problem
but i know you are there for me when i get moody
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Got a problem with me?
Go solve it.
Think im trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Cant stand me?
Sit down.
Cant face me?
Turn around….

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