Panda Named Lu
There once was a panda named lu
who ate all this crunchy bamboo
he ate all day long until he looked like king kong
then the zoo didn’t know what to do!
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There once was a panda named lu
who ate all this crunchy bamboo
he ate all day long until he looked like king kong
then the zoo didn’t know what to do!
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Banana nut butt is his name
playing with bananas is his game
he loves bananas
and he has yellow bandanas
he has lots of friends
with him the fun never ends
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There once was a man named pete,
who sneezed and fell off his seat,
he took off his shirt and began to flirt
with the woman only wearing a sheet.
there once was a woman named mary,
whos armpits were incredibly hairy,
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Yah my name is Harley
That’s what they all call me.
I can’t beleive I’m doing this because its killing me.
In this past year
All of it has happened.
I’m not jokin around no more
And nobody is clappin.
When you were alive
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I don’t know what to do
Just the thought
Breaks my heart into two
You are nothing but a traitor
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Life is fun,
Until your done,
Time of life is great,
Some people hesitate,
Now is time for you to die,
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The shrines of old are broken down;
the faiths that knelt at them are dead.
Nothing’s strange, and nought unknown:
all’s been done and all been said.
Tired of knowledge, now we sigh
for a little mystery.
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Ah, now this happy month is gone,
not now, my heart, complain,
nor rail at time because so soon
he takes his own again.
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A CHARM invests a face
Imperfectly beheld,—
The lady dare not lift her veil
For fear it be dispelled.
But peers beyond her mesh,
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I’M wife; I ’ve finished that,
That other state;
I ’m Czar, I ’m woman now:
It ’s safer so.
How odd the girl’s life looks
Behind this soft eclipse!
I think that earth seems so
To those in heaven now.
This being comfort, then
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