Cute Love Quotes and Sayings

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
– Woody Allen

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.
– Jon Bon Jovi

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
– Albert Einstein

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
– Pearl Bailey

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!
– Maryon Pearson

I thought love was a game of chance, til I found out you was playing with loaded dice.

Thinking of you is easy – I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache, that never goes away.
– Brookie

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
– Henny Youngman

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.



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15 Responses to “Cute Love Quotes and Sayings”

  1. i love you more than anything
    i love you more than anyone
    so let’s take off our clothes
    and have some fun….

  2. theres cute love quotes and sayings really touched me thought’s right from the heart hit through me like a dart love such as one can deny a simple paper and a pen and a publisher who had a very good intendentisity of having a guset around acomplish such ones very dramatic dinstinqushive words and phrases do i not know what all the words mean oh yes i do for i am in realationsion at buckingham palace the queens poetry desciser and no one can change that, well that was just a quick note from me anways love to have a nice long chat with you but i have to go now and talk to the prime minister about short stories so cheereeo and speak soon about a new poem because i would for it ti be about engalnd and flowers and animals on,y clean ones of course and no rude poems all long intgeritive words phrases full stops commas capitals no shortend words paragraghs may help if intended to use a dictionary with publicity and full bar-graphs and charts to show how much words we have used for each and everyone of these word poeams integertiy

  3. go to hell

    why is life so unfair
    why do I get suckers when we have to pair
    I hate school
    it sucks as hell, Why?
    life isn’t cool
    Well, well, bye

  4. 2O years later

    It’s me again
    I haven’t got a job
    they say no pain no gain
    Like my uncle Jacob

  5. i like this and it touched my heart i think you people got some true love here

  6. 40 years later,

    I’m back, I’m back
    that’s what i would say
    but now,
    it’s more like
    my back, ouch, my back

    by the way, you suck izzy

  7. Thinking of you is easy – I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache, that never goes away.

    btw u suck so much more hugo [-

  8. still loves little boys

  9. hugo your just so misruble. you need to find body to make you happy.

  10. your the milk
    to my oreo
    the shoes
    to my laces
    the words
    to my spaces
    your the L E
    to my O V
    you surround me.

  11. if someone you love,
    either a boy or girl,
    tell he/she is your world
    if they dnt listen to what u just said
    grab a notebook and slap up in the head
    if that doesnt work
    and it turns to an arguement tell he/she
    this is some bull-ish
    if that person want to leave
    grab them gently on their sleeve
    disregard anything underline three
    and see how life is suppose to be

  12. HAHA darlene yours is amazing ! and so funny , great job :)

  13. what the crap is this!!! ide rather be outside with chillin with my fries and dont you think just cause i said fries does not mean eat them

  14. you brought me heartache that made me tremble,
    i loved you weither you took my heart aand through it away.
    but thats ok i still love u weither you even flew away

  15. Roses are red violets are blue. Im just so in love with you

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