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Loading ...Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?
I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
If Barbie was so popular, Why do we buy her friends ?
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
- Paul Getty
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