I Slide Myself

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I slide myself into you,
so soft so warm,
I feel your tongue upon my skin
keeping me from harm
I feel so lucky, love at first site.
I tried to restrain myself
when I saw you on that night
we mesh so well

I love being in you
At first you were so tight
As I moved in side of you
and you on me
I knew we were meant to be

I am so glad I found you
If people only knew
This is not a dirty poem
Its about a damn SHOE!

By Tara

Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry


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26 Responses to “I Slide Myself”

  1. Private, Said:

    I loved it.

  2. Danica, Said:

    OMG i luv this poem

  3. samislegend, Said:

    hahahahahahahahaha that is the funniest thing ever!

  4. Bob, Said:

    Thats a fail, shoes dont have TOUNGES.

  5. k, Said:

    bob, yes they do! its under the laces that looks like a tongue, DUH!
    this poem was hilarious :D

  6. Kalia, Said:

    hahaha love this
    and shoes do have tongues its a part of the shoe

  7. katie, Said:

    No Bob shoes DO have tounges the part underneath the laces

  8. nicole, Said:

    yes they do..there not reall tounges but there thoes flaps on ur shoe

  9. Mel, Said:

    yeah they do.
    awesome poem btw :)

  10. Ashley, Said:

    Bob, shoes do too have tongues. It’s underneath the shoe laces, duh! This poem was cute.

  11. Crystal, Said:

    Bob, you’re a fail…yes they do.

  12. paige, Said:

    omg i like now wall i hope not anyway lol xxxxxxxxxx

  13. Sofie, Said:

    I love dirty poems, that arn’t really dirty! And this one was wonderfull :D

  14. marinel, Said:

    oh my gash…. this poem wikid… lol lol

  15. copeboyz, Said:

    wow bob to just got told by like 5 chicks so i aint gona say a thing

    this is the only good poem on hear = )

  16. siege, Said:

    @ Bob, yes they do the part of the shoe that’s under you’re laces is called a tongue

  17. billy, Said:

    this is gangster hahaha =)

  18. 12achel, Said:

    Did any one els get turned on ??

  19. D, Said:

    This is the best poem I have ever read =) :) :P

  20. renee, Said:

    this was awsome, my boyfriend got so turned on when i showed it to him, such a simp

  21. jimmy, Said:

    My parents read part of the poem and freaked!! then i showed them the ending

  22. max, Said:

    Purely Genius

  23. My name!, Said:

    Ahaha jimmy…well thanks 2 u now we kno how 2 freak our parents out ;D

    ……………..every1 read this 2 ur parents!

  24. Martin, Said:

    Seemed like a love poem till the last line which gave me a chuckle

  25. DIE_GUSSING, Said:

    hilarious!! where hav u been all my life! this poem is the best poem here so far…

  26. antonio, Said:

    this is the funny poem every.Lol!!

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