There Once
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Loading ...There once was a man named pete,
who sneezed and fell off his seat,
he took off his shirt and began to flirt
with the woman only wearing a sheet.
there once was a woman named mary,
whos armpits were incredibly hairy,
she had them waxed off,
and started to cough,
as her wings spread out like a fairy!
Submitted by Harry
Filed under: Short Funny Poems and Poetry
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hahaha pete fell off his seat but hey at least he got some
hahahah i love this one!
i also love panda named lu!
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favourit!!!
ahah