Funny Poems

77 Responses to “Soaring Bird”

1. Paul, Said:

   dam that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. james, Said:

   awsome funny poem

3. eliza perton, Said:

   that was lovely i think you should further your knowledge for shit as a profession
   love you =D xxxx cut cut cut cut

4. tony duran, Said:

   i love this poem it is my favorite one in the whole wide world!!!!!!!
   =D

5. Tony Duran, Said:

   i love this poem it is awsome its my favorite one in the whole wide world

6. cayeb harrion, Said:

   this poem turns me on

7. mic, Said:

   LOL XD this poem is awesome

8. brandimarie, Said:

   this is the most hilarious poem everrrr it almost made me pee my pants. lol

9. Michael Duggins, Said:

   Nice, made my mates laugh

10. BARACK OBAMA, Said:

    DAMN NIGGA THATS A GOOD POEM

11. moochacha, Said:

    LEGANDARY!!!
    hehehehe
    

12. vialli, Said:

    lol man

13. penus, Said:

    that was pretty awsome would you lke it if i read this in front of my class

14. penus, Said:

    once i read it read this poem in front of my class im going to tell my friends where to find it

15. va-JJ, Said:

    lol that was so freakin funny

16. brooke, Said:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA !
    this poem made me laugh !!
    nice work

17. jayz, Said:

    ha ha ha thatz funni

18. gAiLLe, Said:

    dAmn fuNNy

19. Lou ;], Said:

    Ahha, thats funny
    But your amug, for writting it.
    ahha, much love (L)

20. tsume, Said:

    LOL
    sound like something i would write ^^

21. tsume, Said:

    EPIC!!!

22. matthew, Said:

    this is amazing. i used this for my english poetry thing. pretty good..you should make some more. c(:

23. Emo~Is Heard~Finally, Said:

    lmao nice

24. MS.LUCY, Said:

    YOUR FREAKEN FUNNY

25. blahblahblah, Said:

    That’s hilarious…………

26. dylan roberts, Said:

    haha funny my name is dylan i go to mupu

27. losingconqueror, Said:

    Buahahaha

28. keira, Said:

    cool poem but it’s to short

29. josh, Said:

    rock on man

30. i think u freak, Said:

    heh heh that is actualy kinda funny and i don’t say that alot, you are still a bed wetter though

31. Mario, Said:

    dude this poem is the funnyest poem i ever hear im defidentally reading this 2 my class on thursday =D

32. Andrew, Said:

    that was a awesomely funny poem ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

33. Katie, Said:

    Short but funny

34. Kenneth, Said:

    LMFAO, too bad this wasn’t in real life. Best poem that I have ever read, keep it up with the poem writing.

35. TDOG09, Said:

    man this stuff was so funny LMAO.

36. Doooshbag, Said:

    loll!!
    funny
    i wish i cud crap in yor eye too

37. tracey, Said:

    i understand that point

38. nicole, Said:

    hahaha i love thet poem

39. rachel, Said:

    hahahahaha hehehehehe thz was so funny write another funny one i love this one

40. Silent Grase, Said:

    that was FUNNY…………..where is the sequel?

41. Emily, Said:

    ROFL i really want to use this one for school but i think she may fail me !!!!

42. Rachel, Said:

    love the poem!

43. Jesus, Said:

    alsome…….this poem is funny

44. kaycie, Said:

    this is the best poem ive ever heard u rock xD

45. sam, Said:

    dude that was the most awsome poem ever!

46. heartbeat, Said:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    how the hell did you think of that, waz it just random, or am i returdd?

47. yoyoyoyoyoyo, Said:

    lol soooo funny!

48. Sandy, Said:

    Still laughing, very fun!

49. Kel, Said:

    That is hilarious!!!

50. Isaiah, Said:

    thats funny lolz

51. WOW SO STUPIED, Said:

    This really is the stupidest poem Ive ever heard in LIFE!

52. Smexy@ss, Said:

    awsomez….but howd the crap feel?

53. Annie Bolda, Said:

    ahahahahah!! so stupid.

54. Ken, Said:

    Don\’t let him fool you folks. It is pure plagerism. That has been a ryhme for over 30 years. Try being funny without using someone else\’s material.

55. sione nau, Said:

    it was a pretty dum poem..but nice:BB

56. Surafel, Said:

    i nedd funies

57. YanTheMan, Said:

    This makes reading poems worthwhile.
    5/5
    Just sooo funny!!
    lol

58. Turnip Head, Said:

    for instance,
    Don’t laze around,
    Give me a hand,
    Now get to the ground,
    Right now I have band!

    I’ve been wasting my life,
    Talking to you,
    Oh my dear kitchen knife,
    Can’t you find something to do?

    Wow! I did good!

59. ryan the ry guy, Said:

    hahahahah funny iits happened to me

60. Hannah Sb, Said:

    Haha pretty funny if i do say so myself. lol haha

61. Max Ollor, Said:

    A. Funny
    B. Stupid
    C. Awsome
    D. All of the (above)
    D is the correct anwser

62. Max Ollor, Said:

    Ken is right, but still…

63. shania, Said:

    it’s a very nice funny poem please if you please make mor i love it

64. Jennifer, Said:

    THIS POEM IS SO FRIKEN FUNNY!!!!

65. Charles T, Said:

    awesome
    some of the best works in the world are long
    the best of the best is always kept short
    this was short…
    … and unbelievably AWESOME

66. Ur mother, Said:

    LOL best poem EVA!! I\’m gonna read this in front of my class tomorrow, 10 bucks their gonna laugh

67. Andre, Said:

    hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha so funnny lmao lmao lmao lmao hahahahahaha lafao

68. poem chic, Said:

    this poem is a clasic

69. Sabrina Mills, Said:

    So funny…next time wear glasses!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

70. Rion, Said:

    it really funny lol

71. anmol, Said:

    funny poems on nature for children

72. maxx, Said:

    i see in the bird in the sky,
    as i look up it shits in my eye,
    i dont swear, i dont cry,
    i just thank god that cows dont fly…
    

73. twilight565, Said:

    lol lol lol lol lol lol lolc that poem was so freacken funny i can’t stop laughing hahahaha………ok i stopped laughing

74. insaneness, Said:

    lol gotta love this poem

75. wierd boy, Said:

    that isnt even funny u guys must be so wierd

76. destiny henderson, Said:

    it should have been longer
    i give it a thumbs up

77. finn, Said:

    ha ha ha!!!

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