Body To Body
Roses are red nuts are brown
Skirts go up pants go down
Body to body; Skin to skin
When its stiff stick it in
It goes in dry and comes out wet
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It comes out dripping and starts to sag
But its not what you think its a used tetleys tea bag .
By Sunny Angel
Filed under: Weird Poems
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(15 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
this poem is amazing… i love it i am going to give it to my boyfriend yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sounded soooo groudy
it was ok but very doggey (^^^)
ahahahahaha pure genius ima gunna tell my friends this XD so cool
damn funni……….:}
wow did not think it was that at first lol…dirty mind i guess lol
i read his to my bf half naked and lost my virginity that night….it works! lol
This is a really smart and funny poem!, but it’s a bit wrong.
LOOL ! oh yeahh whatta funny as poem:P lovee it
lololololololololol. i thought it was the thing.
i’m so green-minded.
sorry.
by the way,
your poem so awesome. :-bd
it’s great!!!
Thought it wus somthin else :l but good poem XD
lmao When I finished I was all like ” I really need to get my mind out of the gutter” XD
ha ha that’s very sick and funny at the same time, well done
hahahhaaha tht is sooooo funny grate poem but a bit scary whn u get to the end! lool i cudent stop lmao lool ;P
ahahahah i laughed to much its very funny
wow lol i thought it was something else…itsa funny poem but wow..my bf was like” hey..wanna c mine?”..we had fun that night =)
dis is so funny u get a grammy 4 dis i also lost my V.
you are a pure genious. this peom made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!