Sisters Are Cool

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Love is love
hate is hate
i watch my sister masterbate.
chips are chips
bread is bread
sometimes my sister gives me head.
pop is pop
spam is spam
i have my sister jacking off on cam.
mom is mom
dad is dad
they found this poem and got really mad.

by Mike

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46 Responses to “Sisters Are Cool”

  1. CIARA, Said:

    DUDE VERY FUNNY IF I WERE UR PARENTS I WOULD BE MAD 2 LOL

  2. **emo love, Said:

    wow….just wow thats funny

  3. bob, Said:

    i love this poem it reminds me of the bond i have with my sister. i do this all the time but my parnets did catch us once it was bad we got sperated

  4. Alexis, Said:

    oh my god.
    you are freaking messed up, kid!
    why the heck would you write such a horrible, disgusting, unlikely poem?!
    i am deeply dishumored by this.
    sincerely,
    -disappointed

  5. Evan, Said:

    wow.
    that was..
    wow.
    im just flabberghasted.
    welp. i guess theres just a few things to say to this..
    your sister is a whore,
    and your a little perverted dork.
    :)

  6. lilly, Said:

    is there like, no civilized, non-perverted, hott, guys anymore?

  7. Caroline Zarane, Said:

    YOU ARE SO F*CKING MESSED UP. YOU SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL. AND HOW COME ALL THE CUTE GUYS EITHER GAY OR PERVERTED. THERE ARE NICE BOYS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. AND I’LL FIND THEM.

  8. Miki_iN-SHiZZlEt0WN>XD, Said:

    LMFAO!
    That’s freeking hilarious XD

  9. ben, Said:

    freakin awesome poem man! hahaha

  10. sage, Said:

    lilly you want a good time

  11. Babii Gooonie, Said:

    this poem is funny yet highly disgusting i think this poem should have stayed in you rough draft book and never on the computer. Well have fun with your sister giving head! lolz

  12. its me, Said:

    DUDE!! wtf
    thats messed up $hit lol but good words to use mad rymes lol

  13. dalton, Said:

    that was funny as heck

  14. SP-, Said:

    LOLOL i lol’d irl this is so going on my english poetry project! way2go mike!

  15. Ron, Said:

    THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!! HA HA
    JUST MESSED UP!!!!!!

  16. JOe, Said:

    ha ha

  17. anonymous, Said:

    tee hee

  18. billy binkski, Said:

    i thought it was funny.
    it is a little perverted, but hell
    that funny.

    B)

  19. zane, Said:

    sounds like my sister

  20. i think u freak, Said:

    dude Melvin’s cool and the person who wrote this poem is a freak.

  21. i think u freak, Said:

    good god i cant believe you even wrote this you freak

  22. Chris, Said:

    nothing much chris
    yo;ur are a carpet stainer

  23. i think u freak, Said:

    hey lilly i love you and im not realy perverted although i say bed wetter a lot

  24. yo, Said:

    Wow… lol dude omg lmao thats hilaroius

  25. Bri Bri, Said:

    UMM….

  26. lilkristywilson, Said:

    dat wuz so stupid but funny.

  27. brandi, Said:

    your r sick . you made me throw up. : (

  28. Your sister, Said:

    You must be pretty pathetic If your jacking off with your sister….now that i think about it….you need a girlfriend

  29. George Lucas, Said:

    that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! r u a redneck.

  30. Yomomasface, Said:

    Haha! That was priceless. WTF people shut the hell up, it’s just a joke.

  31. God is always right, Said:

    i loved this me and my sons do this all the time with my children and videotape it it is awesome and then i sell it on youtube

  32. ISHPETELL, Said:

    FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

  33. //oi., Said:

    I agree with Yomomasface.
    Honestly, it was a joke..
    Made me laugh :’)

  34. nanny, Said:

    so funny lol

  35. nanny, Said:

    soo cool awsome funny

  36. haha, Said:

    wow

  37. francesca, Said:

    that was funny/freakish, i could imagne a 7 yr old sayin that in front of his class for a report lol

  38. Morgan, Said:

    Lol. That was hilarious. I’d love to read more :))

  39. Henry, Said:

    funniest poem ever ;¬/

  40. awesomesly awesome, Said:

    that poem was perverted and funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!
    i am so gonna use this and show everybody in my class….

  41. nicole, Said:

    wow that was amazing i love it

  42. nicole, Said:

    people will love it>>>>>>{hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

  43. Auzurae, Said:

    This Poem Is Hella Funny !!! Call Mhe !!! Lmfao ..

  44. SimplyMe, Said:

    yeah, it was funny, but you shouldn’t say such things…. even if it\’s just a joke. you make GOOD sisters out there feel very very very embarrassed and uncomfortable….

  45. bjg, Said:

    amazing. pure work right there.

  46. Smexy@ss, Said:

    Tat wuz pricelezz… i fell out of my ch@ir. U shld make moe poems lik tat.

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