Sisters Are Cool

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Love is love
hate is hate
i watch my sister masterbate.
chips are chips
bread is bread
sometimes my sister gives me head.
pop is pop
spam is spam
i have my sister jacking off on cam.
mom is mom
dad is dad
they found this poem and got really mad.

by Mike

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73 Responses to “Sisters Are Cool”

  1. CIARA, Said:

    DUDE VERY FUNNY IF I WERE UR PARENTS I WOULD BE MAD 2 LOL

  2. **emo love, Said:

    wow….just wow thats funny

  3. bob, Said:

    i love this poem it reminds me of the bond i have with my sister. i do this all the time but my parnets did catch us once it was bad we got sperated

  4. Alexis, Said:

    oh my god.
    you are freaking messed up, kid!
    why the heck would you write such a horrible, disgusting, unlikely poem?!
    i am deeply dishumored by this.
    sincerely,
    -disappointed

  5. Evan, Said:

    wow.
    that was..
    wow.
    im just flabberghasted.
    welp. i guess theres just a few things to say to this..
    your sister is a whore,
    and your a little perverted dork.
    :)

  6. lilly, Said:

    is there like, no civilized, non-perverted, hott, guys anymore?

  7. Caroline Zarane, Said:

    YOU ARE SO F*CKING MESSED UP. YOU SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL. AND HOW COME ALL THE CUTE GUYS EITHER GAY OR PERVERTED. THERE ARE NICE BOYS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. AND I’LL FIND THEM.

  8. Miki_iN-SHiZZlEt0WN>XD, Said:

    LMFAO!
    That’s freeking hilarious XD

  9. ben, Said:

    freakin awesome poem man! hahaha

  10. sage, Said:

    lilly you want a good time

  11. Babii Gooonie, Said:

    this poem is funny yet highly disgusting i think this poem should have stayed in you rough draft book and never on the computer. Well have fun with your sister giving head! lolz

  12. its me, Said:

    DUDE!! wtf
    thats messed up $hit lol but good words to use mad rymes lol

  13. dalton, Said:

    that was funny as heck

  14. SP-, Said:

    LOLOL i lol’d irl this is so going on my english poetry project! way2go mike!

  15. Ron, Said:

    THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!! HA HA
    JUST MESSED UP!!!!!!

  16. JOe, Said:

    ha ha

  17. anonymous, Said:

    tee hee

  18. billy binkski, Said:

    i thought it was funny.
    it is a little perverted, but hell
    that funny.

    B)

  19. zane, Said:

    sounds like my sister

  20. i think u freak, Said:

    dude Melvin’s cool and the person who wrote this poem is a freak.

  21. i think u freak, Said:

    good god i cant believe you even wrote this you freak

  22. Chris, Said:

    nothing much chris
    yo;ur are a carpet stainer

  23. i think u freak, Said:

    hey lilly i love you and im not realy perverted although i say bed wetter a lot

  24. yo, Said:

    Wow… lol dude omg lmao thats hilaroius

  25. Bri Bri, Said:

    UMM….

  26. lilkristywilson, Said:

    dat wuz so stupid but funny.

  27. brandi, Said:

    your r sick . you made me throw up. : (

  28. Your sister, Said:

    You must be pretty pathetic If your jacking off with your sister….now that i think about it….you need a girlfriend

  29. George Lucas, Said:

    that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! r u a redneck.

  30. Yomomasface, Said:

    Haha! That was priceless. WTF people shut the hell up, it’s just a joke.

  31. God is always right, Said:

    i loved this me and my sons do this all the time with my children and videotape it it is awesome and then i sell it on youtube

  32. ISHPETELL, Said:

    FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

  33. //oi., Said:

    I agree with Yomomasface.
    Honestly, it was a joke..
    Made me laugh :’)

  34. nanny, Said:

    so funny lol

  35. nanny, Said:

    soo cool awsome funny

  36. haha, Said:

    wow

  37. francesca, Said:

    that was funny/freakish, i could imagne a 7 yr old sayin that in front of his class for a report lol

  38. Morgan, Said:

    Lol. That was hilarious. I’d love to read more :) )

  39. Henry, Said:

    funniest poem ever ;¬/

  40. awesomesly awesome, Said:

    that poem was perverted and funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!
    i am so gonna use this and show everybody in my class….

  41. nicole, Said:

    wow that was amazing i love it

  42. nicole, Said:

    people will love it>>>>>>{hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

  43. Auzurae, Said:

    This Poem Is Hella Funny !!! Call Mhe !!! Lmfao ..

  44. SimplyMe, Said:

    yeah, it was funny, but you shouldn’t say such things…. even if it\’s just a joke. you make GOOD sisters out there feel very very very embarrassed and uncomfortable….

  45. bjg, Said:

    amazing. pure work right there.

  46. Smexy@ss, Said:

    Tat wuz pricelezz… i fell out of my ch@ir. U shld make moe poems lik tat.

  47. mr.swagger, Said:

    omg its so funny haha i like how all the girls hate it and all of the guys luv it!

  48. christina, Said:

    LMAO. ILOVE THISSS POEM

  49. joc pollei, Said:

    i love this poem the fact that my brother put in that i give him head is amazing

  50. bobby, Said:

    last night i looked up at the stars and matched every star with a reason why u are a perve, every thing was going fine till i ran out of stars

  51. V-Shawty Roni Rose, Said:

    this poem is hott it so turns me on

  52. Mom and dad, Said:

    your in HUMUNGUS TROUBLE YOU LITTLE PERVERTED BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. micah, Said:

    wow that is weird but funny.
    do you have other funny poems like that one?

  54. darlene, Said:

    lmfaooooooo XD

  55. Charles T, Said:

    Chill ppl
    dude im hoping hes only making this up
    but it was a GREAT poem! XD
    awesome dude
    XDx2

  56. Michelle Z., Said:

    lol luv it haha :D

  57. HI, Said:

    That poem is super gross seriously sisters are annoying but thats too far

  58. dj, Said:

    good poem remainds me of my sisters

  59. katie, Said:

    tht was so funny but it was kinda perverted

  60. emily, Said:

    lmfao dude it ws funny but seriously messed up

  61. Its Me, Said:

    The poem was weird but funny……y do ya’ll think this guy is supposeed to be cute or somthin???? It ws probably just some nerd. But it was one funny nerd :D

  62. babygirl27, Said:

    hahaha. yea that was funny. i dont know why people was freakin out over it. its supposed to be funny

  63. Emily_Nicole., Said:

    hmm.. haha it was funny. good use of rhymes. :)

  64. laila, Said:

    i love this poem because it reminds me of my sister when she died

  65. Natalie .P, Said:

    Okay, I admit, it was LOL worthy :P but seriously, could you find some other words to rhyme with? It was pretty messed up.
    - Sister in shock

  66. ethan, Said:

    it is halirous nice inthusaum

  67. Sarah, Said:

    That was funny!!!!!

  68. jhonsondhas, Said:

    Thats’s cool! Mr. MiKe
    go get yourself a mike!
    sing those lines OUt
    and see how many people kick you oUt!
    it’s funny, half lAme
    but sure it got You fAme!
    i really Like
    your poem Mr. MIke!
    but i have a sister
    who doesn’t wanna call you Mr.!
    so..this is all i got
    never think your sis is hot!

    its just a poem mike hope you get it! -jhon!

  69. liv, Said:

    i find this very funny. forget what everyone else says man. rock on. im a girl and find it funny

  70. charlie hampture, Said:

    Wow. Brother you know me real well don’t you. But don’t be writing poems about me like that gosh.

  71. **EMO, Said:

    This is supposed to be a funny poem so get over it. And don’t listen to what all the haters say this is a good poem and you should write more. One of the funniest poems on here to i must say.

  72. Preston Wilson, Said:

    freaking amazing dude, rock on

  73. keeley, Said:

    Hello this ia a brilliant poem, i’m hugely impressed, ignore all these idiots critisizing you, there only jelaous that you’ve created such a good piece :)

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