Spider On My Arm

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I think its very hairy
I think its getting hard
I think its very bounce
And what is the bagy thing
Its flopping all around
Well if u guessed it’s a
Spider on my arm.

Submitted By Chad


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31 Responses to “Spider On My Arm”

  1. this is the best poem i have ever heard in my whole life !!!! good job mate 10/10

  2. Stupid

  3. ANG GANDA !!!!!!! ANG AT ANG BASTOS GALING GALING MEn!!!!!

  4. its a piece of crap

  5. Phew! But cool!

  6. wooooooooooo

  7. CRAP!!!!!!!!

  8. Wow, it doesn’t seem like a spider.
    LOL

  9. This is the stupidest poem have ever read in my life. Your horrible. You should definitly quit your day job!!! hahahahah

  10. i think its ok but cool…….but i think you could do better

  11. can you please write some more i just want to give it to my friends

  12. i like it
    u totally can’t tell it’s a spider
    that’s good keep the reader wondering

  13. it sounds like ur talking about getting horny but i guess thats ok

  14. are you positive its a spider sounds like ur jackin off

  15. its interesting but good
    keeping the reader wondering is a good thing

  16. lol
    i hate spiders

  17. Heehee.
    Since when do spiders bounce? XD

  18. Lol, exactly when does spiders bounce and get hard? Lol, that made no scince try again and your tite gave it away so i knew it wasn’t u getting hard and jacking off. Sorry better luck next time.

  19. I thought you was talking about a p**is too wow its amazing what people will write on the computer

  20. that funny, you made me smile!

  21. interesting i can use it in my next song

  22. lol hahahahahah wat a mistery

  23. iv seen better

  24. Lol i think this must have been for ppl to think it is about something gross and at the end show that it is just a spider

  25. Thats one hot Spider………..
    LOL

  26. dont quit your day job.

  27. This hole poem(exepthe last 2 lines) can be taken as one huge “thats what she said joke.”

  28. This is the gayest poem i have EVER HURD!!

  29. it’s fun to read ;)

  30. i love spiders :)

  31. Funniest thing I’ve ever read. Good job, my friend!

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